Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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