Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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