Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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