How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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