just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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