If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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