I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
its not stalking. its research.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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