put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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