I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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