I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Say something about gay babies.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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