As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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