we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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