I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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