Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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