I'll bet she douches with gravy.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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The cougar kind?
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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