If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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