But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
is wine microwaveable?
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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