some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
