If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
