Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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