I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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