There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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