so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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