drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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