im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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