Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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