We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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