she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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