My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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