something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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