: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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