im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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