when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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