the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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