Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
not ubering you a puppy
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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