sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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