2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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