i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
