I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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