basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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