Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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