There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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