Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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