"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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