We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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