I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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