It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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