We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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