i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
as a side note pls kill me
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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