You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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