...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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