i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Mom said you looked used
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
