Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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