My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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