Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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