found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Someone shit on the floor
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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